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Saturday, August 22, 2009, 6:10 AM
the things people do
I decided to blog again, to rant on this space so that I don't turn stale keeping such a huge amount of stale air inside myself which complaining to deedee doesn't expel.Things which pissed me off:
1) People who turn one big fat fcking round and shoot you not in your face, but from behind.
The stupid buck-teethed woman who kept chewing and talking at the same time, making so much noise when no one else is complaining, SHIT YOU. So what if I forgot all my malay stuff cause I learnt it ions ago. So what if you're a self-professed pro at it. You were using a god damned dictionary! And with my intelligence, if you passed me that dictionary, I would have delivered a flawless and NOT "directly translated from English" answer. DAMNIT, these people from that piece of shit school.
2) People who still slam the door at you even after you apologized.
Okay, I admit. We worked till we got carried away and we were late, but nevertheless, we still rushed back for you. AND the most important thing is I APOLOGIZED. Didn't god ever teach you "forgive and forget" in your dictionary of life? Besides, you had no right to be angry. That car wasn't even yours to begin with. Stop giving people that I-am-married-now-so-I-am-SOMEBODY-in-this-house airs. You were a poor old smelly substitute, and you will always be. Someone else slogged for all that comfort you are living in now, you don't have and never will have the right to behave like a snob. All that negative karma you accumulated will fall on you one day. Oh, maybe part of it already has, given that you kept yourself supposedly "pure" for all these 18237213712736092831 years.
3) People who still don't get it after repeated hints and even after you tell it to their face directly.
This is somewhat none of my business but all I have to say in the end is "please just buy that damn bag." I'm sorry if you find it a waste of money. As always, there is no difference between what girls want and need. What we want is what we need, and of course, what we need is what we definitely want! Sorry if you think we're spendthrifts and a bag is just a bag and there is no need for branded labels. We can't really help it. It's in our genes.
Okay, that's all for now. There may be more coming up cause recently, people just keep stepping on my toes.
p/s: if I offended anyone, I'm angry, so just give me a break. thanks.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009, 7:50 AM
Dee refused to let me eat my pork with asparagus at yakotori (duno how it's spelt) because there's swine flu. He made it up by allowing me to buy famous amos cookies. YAY. Just for info, he banned me from buying famous amos cookies after that incident where I bought a huge amount, ate 2 and made him finish the rest. heh.Wednesday, April 15, 2009, 8:21 AM
pregnant coke cans!
dee moved into his new office a few days ago, and we bought a mini fridge to chill canned drinks. I was in a hurry to go home after setting up the fridge that day. So I just dumped as many canned drinks as the fridge could fill into it, and I turned the fridge setting to the coolest possible. I thought setting up the fridge was simply putting the fridge down where u wanted it, then plug the plug into the socket, turn on the electricity and viola! your fridge will chill together with the things inside. I returned to the office happily 2 days after and wanted a drink. So I opened up my fridge and TA-DAH! I found these.
PREGNANT coke cans! I have no idea how they turned out this way. And the weird thing is though they are rock hard and look on the verge of exploding, some other drinks in the same compartment of the fridge where they were are still not pregnant and not frozen at all! They must be male. lol. Dee said they might explode once they start to defrost so I quickly threw them into the bin outside in the main corridor. And I was wondering why my coke cans became pregnant, so I picked up the user manual of the fridge. It said to set the settings at medium and let the fridge regulate its temperature for 2 hours first before putting food in. ALAMAK, cuiiii. And medium = 4, I turned it to 7, and froze all my canned drinks to death. haha.
Damn sparstic. hah. And new pictures of wang wang! I cant ever take a decent picture together with him cause he chews at everything, even my toes and is forever moving!
Faster take when he is feeling lazy. HAHA. He makes me happy (:Friday, March 6, 2009, 7:01 AM
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I'm unhappy, VERY. And I feel like I have 17039817093 cubic centermeters of stale air in me.Friday, February 27, 2009, 8:59 AM
hello world
Was reading my textbook initially. But I felt very restless and decided to blog instead. It's midnight, and I finally reached home, one surprise after another. Okay la, actually it was two 'chuas', not surprise. Stupid prof wasted $267 visiting mount pleasant emergency. It was a bad bad choice, not because it was expensive but the staff and vet there were people with horrible attitudes! They looked at dd as if he was a damn boliao guy who is overly anxious about his dog. Like HELLO, we already told you there was a BONE sticking out of stupid prof's gum, that's why we sent him there. Do you think we have nothing better to do than to drive down to your stupid clinic in the middle of the night, paying a bomb for nothing? I am super pissed! Plus, on my way there, the taxi driver took a wrong turn (apparently, he doesn't know how to get to my destination and keh qiang) and I ended up spending more than what was needed to get there quick. But the uncle was nice to sort of admit it was his mistake and I didn't tekan him.And I was sitting in front of my laptop checking my mail when I heard a "creak" sound. I dont know how to spell the sound where the flapping wings of an insect hit a hard object. Being insanely afraid of flying shitheads, my ears have learnt to pick up that sound really quickly because it would mean that that shithead is nearby! And true enough, I turned my head to see a flying cockroach zooming at the speed of lightning headfirst into my bag. I totally freaked out. Realizing that I'm helpless over that brown midget and also had no help to catch it cause my brother is holiday-ing happily in thailand and my parents are asleep, I went into the storeroom looking for some spray can. I have no bygone at home cause flying cockroaches/insects are only seen like once a year in my house. And TA-DAH, I found a grand total of nothing. I sheepishly went to wake my parents up just to catch that damn brown midget. I admit I'm a noob. HAHA. My mum grabbed my bag and dumped it on the kitchen floor and that shithead crawled out back into that hole in the kitchen where it came from. She was so nice to let it go scotfree. I would have squashed the shit out of its feelers, brains, and roach organs if it were crawling on the floor innocently. RAWRRRRR.
And I just proved that I were the epitome of blurness ystd. I went shopping with siqi, and I walked out of a shop holding on to something which I didn't pay for unknowingly. Yes, in other words, I shoplifted. No, it wasn't thrilling at all.
Goodnight.
Monday, February 23, 2009, 11:05 PM
spoken words mean nothing, only eyes dont lie.Monday, February 16, 2009, 7:35 AM
new stuff happening!
Dee bought me a bouquet of 10 pink tulips for vday. I don't understand why he always buys me 10. What's the meaning of 10 tulips, I absolutely have no idea and dd says he bought 10 cause every time he calls up the florist, the florist will tell him to buy 10. -_- So he has already bought 10 tulips consecutively for our 2 vdays. Silly boy.Spend a bomb buying a golden retriever with dd today. Went all the way down to serangoon gardens during our 4 hour break. All right, actually I ponteng-ed my 2 hour lecture. But it had webcast! So my actions are kind of justified. Anyway, he's really beautiful, dark gold in colour and dd and I decided to name him wang wang! Let's hope he really will wang dd's family in everything they do.
I felt sad in school today, plus talking to gerald tay only made it worst. It was not his fault actually, it's just that his relationship with his other half is going too well it makes me jealous. NONO. I dont like gerald tay. It's just that their families get along very well together. Win liao lor him, results already seriously disturb the academic bell curve, relationship also wanna disturb. Kanasai.
One of my greatest wish right now is that I can learn to adapt to the way dd's family "communicates" with one another. Let's just hope my wish comes true.